Since we're right in the middle of finals, we're going to have a little celebration tonight, and then this weekend I have some bigger plans for the birthday boy!
You know the tradition where the Birthday Boy gets a bare bottom spanking --- one spank for each year? Matty informed me that there's also one additional spank for "good luck," one spank for "best wishes," one spank for "no longer being a 'teenager'," one "to grow on," one spank for "being a good boy" (somewhat questionable! lol), one spank for "being a bad boy," (not questionable), one spank for "being adorable," (mostly), one spank "to be a good boy" (much needed).
Plus he said there's a tradition where you get "a pinch to grow an inch," (hehe... I'm not even going there!).
Happy Birthday, sweetie. Assume the position and have your pants and underwear down when I get home. Love you.